Soooooo funny

[10:39pm, 27/08/2014] Mc Funny Akpos: Someone calls you at 2am and asks, “Are you
sleeping?” Response: “No! I’m selecting beans.

You are in a queue at the cinema to buy ticket, a
friend see’s you and asks, “What are you doing
here?” Response: “I’m here to pay my school fees.”

They see you coming out of the bathroom wet, yet
they ask, “Did you just have a bath?” Response: “No,
I fell into the toilet bowl.”

[10:19am, 28/08/2014] Mc Funny Akpos: Her:" Hi luv
Me: how u
Her: am good love. Sweetie please could
you SEND me 15k please bby??
Me:" Just 15k for what..??
Her:" 5k for my clothes, 7k
for my hair+nails and 3k for my
shoes..
Me: ok love,here have them ..
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k.
count it, its complete 15k and take
this extra 2k.
k,
k
that's for your perfume
Now im Single thou i dont care

Did I do wrong?

[6:55pm, 28/08/2014] Mc Funny Akpos: Did you know that a Candle flame smells like burnt nose hair? That's a proven fact.

But if you doubt it, just bring it close to your nose and check shaa